I am Famous!

  1. Maybe…Figure out what I’m famous for.  Is it a good thing or a bad thing?  Or does that even matter anymore?
  2. Get lots of followers and likers.  (find the service that guarantees an instant 100k followers to start)
  3. Get lots of money and things
  4. Hang out with other famous people. (or at least take selfies with them.  If that doesn’t work then have someone photoshop me in)
  5. Turn any scandal into a marketing opportunity. win win win!
  6. Live in a mantshion
  7. Do charitable work for the unfamous